Object Survival Episode 1a: Monday
Vanilla Scoop and Martini are sitting on the hill, as usual.
: Have you ever wondered what grass tastes like?
: Uh... no. Can't say I have.
: Really? I swear everyone has like at least once...
: Don't you have something to do besides picking grass off the floor?
: You mean ground?
: Same thing!
: Whatever, I'm not gonna argue. I guess I could go on a walk or something.
: ...
: Soooo... are you gonna come with me?
: Ugh... Fine.
The two friends walk to a park in the distance, was the grass always dead here?
: Oh dude! Dibs on the good swing!
: Ugh! Whatever!
Martini sees an eye-catching flyer on the park bulletin board
: Huh..
: MARTINI! THE OTHER SWING IS STILL EMPTY!
: Vanilla Scoop, come check this out!
: WHAT?! NO WAY! I'LL LOSE MY SPOT!
: You'll get it back dude! And you don't have to yell so loud, I'm like 10 meters away!
: but... the good swing...
: Just come look!
: Fine! but if I lose it, you're dead!
Vanilla Scoop follows Martini to the park bulletin board.
: Look, a flyer thingo.
: That's it?! You dragged me over here for an ad?!
: No idiot! Just read it!
: OK! Ok! Shut up...
Vanilla Scoop examines the 'flyer thingo', it appears to be an advertisement for an object show with tear-out tabs at the bottom, each having an e-mail labeled on them. Two are already missing.
: So, what do you want me to do..?
: It's an object show! You should participate! There are only two tabs taken.
: So..? Aren't those things like. Recorded? Plus, they probably have enough contestants already if theres two tabs taken from just this poster.
: Vanilla Scoop, they record you in GROCERY STORES! Who cares? And what if they're lacking ice cream contestants!
: Eh... I guess I can take a tab out... Would you do it too if I tried to contact them?
: Oh... Uh... I mean maybe...
: Oh come on, we can join together! Maybe we'll be on the same team or something! I'm not gonna join if you don't want to.
: Ugh... Fiiiiine...
Martini and Vanilla Scoop both tear off a tab from the flyer.