Object Survival Episode 1d: Saddle
The contestants are each given a bright paper slip.
: Now everyone, listen up.
: What're the pieces of paper for?
: That's what I was about to say.
: Oh.
: Before you interrupted me.
: Sorry...
: Yeah.
: Now everyone, write whoever you want eliminated of the contestants that are up for elimination on this paper slip.
: Wait, so like. If I wanted uh... Beef out. Or something. Would I just write 'Beef'?
: Do we need to capitalize?
: YES you would write 'Beef' and YES you need to capitalize. Be proper.
: Does handwriting matter?
: YES IT MATTERS! You don't even have a slip!
: Oh. Right, yeah... Where do we put them?
: Dude.
: I NEED TO KNOW, OKAY?
: Just. Put them in this bucket. Face. Down.
: Ok!
All six contestants cast their ballots in the bucket. Though, admittedly, some take longer than others.
: Ok, now I will read out the votes, and the person with the most votes will be eliminated from the game.
: First vote... TETRAHEDRITE.
: What!
: Second vote... MARTINI.
: Third vote... GOOGLY EYE.
: Uh oh...
: 1 vote for Tetrahedrite, Martini, and Googly Eye. 3 votes left...
: FOURTH vote... SADDLE.
: FIFTH vote... SADDLE...
: So there's 2 votes for Saddle, and 1 vote for everyone else.
: And the first person to leave object survival IS..! SADDLE.
: Oh!
: Aw damn.
: Well Saddle, looks like you've got to go.
: Aw. Damn.
: Ok contestants, look away!
: Hm? Wait what's that mean? What.
A few confused whispers are heard from the bleachers, before the contestants all slowly turn their backs.
: Sorry, Saddle! Wow, that was like. Alliteration. Boom.
: Wait so what's going on?
: What the...
